Eddy Curry dumped on T’Wolves in 3-team blockbuster deal

It took a total of three teams, 12 players and at least three draft picks, but the Knicks were finally able to dispose of Eddy Curry on Tuesday in a three-team blockbuster deal.

After the Knicks tried unsuccessfully to unload Curry every day for the past five years, the Minnesota Timberwolves finally swooped in to claim the former first-round draft pick for whatever reason.

Curry will join fellow first-round bust Darko Milicic in Minnesota to form one of the most disappointing tandems in NBA and human history.

As a part of the deal to discard of Curry, the Knicks also acquired Carmelo Anthony from the Denver Nuggets in exchange for every halfway decent Knicks player.

Report: Sixers ‘totally willing’ to kill Iguodala to get Anthony

The 76ers have reportedly contacted the Denver Nuggets about a deal for star forward Carmelo Anthony and are willing to kill swingman Andre Iguodala to make it happen.

“My sources tell me that the Sixers are willing to go as far as killing Iguodala if it meant that Carmelo would be a Sixer,” ESPN’s Mark Stein said on Wednesday. “The Nuggets would also receive actual players from the Sixers and a possible draft pick, but the death of Iguodala seems to be the centerpiece of the deal.”

The Nuggets have yet to respond to the snuff-and-trade deal, but Sixers have reportedly contacted the other 28 NBA teams with a similar offer to maim Iguodala in exchange for any player at all.