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- Mets 2011 giveaway items just stuff from lost & found
- NFL turns abandoned stadiums into chain of Fuddruckers
- Mets to pass collection plate around between innings
- Flyers relieved to finally find, waive Nik Zherdev
- Chad Durbin keeps acting like he’s still on Phillies
- Mets owner blows rest of money in Brooklyn dice game
- Michael Vick signs deal with Nike to buy shoe for $149.99
- All-Star snub motivates Briere to tear player’s head off
- Cam Newton too emotional to notice that’s not Heisman
- Flyers use 16-man advantage to score rare power play goal
- Tom Brady to endorse new tampon for men wearing UGGs
- Sense of urgency finally starting to kick in for Phillies
- Roy Halladay removes groin, walks back to Philadelphia
- ESPN in chaos after video of fans booing McNabb goes missing
- September inducted into Phillies Wall of Fame
- Eagles halt training camp after entire roster carted off field
- Astros throw away perfectly good Roy Oswalt
- Domonic Brown descends on Citizens Bank Park
- Charlie Manuel hikes pants all the way up
- Phillies struggles continue against winless, armless pitcher
- Phillies offense tired of having to support Roy Halladay
- Overjoyed Ron Artest can’t believe he just beat that fan to death
- Pronger skates off with Stanley Cup while no one’s looking
- Phillies unhappy with performance of new flaccid bats
- US government steps up effort to contain Philadelphia Flyers
- Phils offense picks up, throws away Kendrick in win over Nats
- Woods gets warm welcome back from behind those bushes
- New Hamels just old Hamels with fake mustache
- Donovan McNabb rescued from city of Philadelphia
- Jayson Werth still refusing to talk about junk in beard
- Trade talk heats up after McNabb spotted playing for 49ers
- Sixers are gonna try and beat that traffic again
- Carlos Ruiz reluctantly agrees to hair extension
- Brett Favre may return next season as Peyton Manning
- Phillies’ Blanton seeking $10.25 million in unmarked bills
- Richard Simmons looks to help injury-plagued Mets fill holes
- D-Jax via Twitter: Cowboys shall inherit a sound thumping
- Westbrook cleared to play on Sunday with big-ass helmet
- Amaro trades in red Ferrari for slightly redder Ferrari
- DeSean Jackson now doing everything in sixty-yard bursts
- Romo asks to take over janitor duties for Cowboys
- Rumor: Halladay headed to Target for a couple things
- Iverson parts with Super Shot game over playing time
- Weaver allowed to watch red zone opportunities from recliner
- Jeter’s 15th straight Lead Foot Award draws major criticism
- Vick struggles in Eagles’ first attempt at wildcat special teams
- Hamels, Howard taking devastating World Series loss in stride
- My freakishly swollen hand is fine, says Victorino
- Daily News cover puts A-Rod in beach chair
- ESPN preparing feverishly for overanalysis of Vick
- If The Athletics Stayed: Philly would love the Bash Brothers
- Bastardo’s 95 mph heat, gritty hip-hop album too much for Padres in debut
- Werth’s omen leads to four stolen bases; Phils take Game 1 of NLCS rematch
- Vick fitted with ankle device, extra-long white tee as condition of release
- Victorino powers Phils back to first place in rare start-from-ahead win
- Weekend series win over Yanks overshadowed by disappearance of Brad Lidge
- Report: Kolb talks about desire to be an NFL starter, what he had for dinner last night
- Dwight Howard, Sixers watch Game 6 annihilation from hotel rooms
- Hamels back on mound after slight safety adjustment; Phils down Braves 10-6
- Coste sedated to hide reckless enthusiasm for White House trip
- Elderly man robbed, beaten by local shock jock Mike Missanelli; Angry fans weigh in
- Slumping Sixers lose fifth straight game, set stage for riveting NBA title run
- Heels top Spartans as Hansbrough caught doing that giraffe neck thing again
- Panic sets in as Phils winless drought barrels into day four; no end in sight
- Injuries may place scoring load square on Dalembert’s shoulders
- Eagles won’t go after Burress; suitors likely the usual Cowboys, Bengals
- Nation’s unemployed surprisingly empathetic to Sheldon Brown’s money woes
- Cardinals deny hiring outside help to try and unload Boldin before draft
- Miller quits denying Richard Pryor comparison, just goes with it
- Westbrook shows up for Monday MRI out of habit
- Iguodala to Brand: Hey look, we’re just like Erving and Barkley
- Sixers take young, moonwalking Jrue Holiday in first round
- Iguodala describes offseason film critic gig as ‘very natural and liberating’
- Several hospitalized as wild baboon escapes to Fox Sports newsroom
- Favre easily makes ESPN the network-to-avoid this season
- Roethlisberger falters in late drive to KFC, says window guy
- Reid accuses Jets of tampering with his bag of potato chips
- Eagles to sponsor degenerate gambler with three-year deal
- Eagles place Shawn Andrews out to pasture with sore back
- Eager to volunteer, Sheldon Brown helps out at local soup kitchen
- Championship-starved LA fans release seven years of frustration
- Special red carpet finally allows Manny to ditch spikes
- David Ortiz
- Overzealous fans somehow vote Victorino into public office
- Stairs won’t use Auto-Tune to end hitless funk
- Phils still trying to make the best of year-long home funk
- Rollins extends pop-up streak in bizarre, nut-kicking loss to Dodgers
- If you can’t break the schneid, swallow your freaking pride
- Romero delivers the funny in his latest role for the Phils
- Phillies announce special Rollins-themed DVD giveaway for upcoming home stand
- Rain insists there’s plenty of blame to go around on this one
- Phillies sign what’s left of Pedro Martinez
- Hamels ‘upset’ with Pedro’s soulful banquet-circuit debut
- Manuel elevates Madson’s official role to ‘bullpen janitor’
- Phillies players want to know if you’re entertained yet
- Several Phillies caught panhandling for offensive help
- Blanton to become next shameless, product-hocking Phillie