Phillies recall Hunter Pence from Houston Astros
After weeks of speculation, the Phillies finally recalled promising young outfielder Hunter Pence from Triple-A Houston on Friday. The Phillies were exploring the trade market for a right-handed outfielder to plug into the middle of the order,... [Read more...]
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