By Zaki, PhillyGameday.com
Phillies pitcher Joe Blanton, who hasn’t pitched in a game since October 3, casually mentioned to the Phillies on Thursday that he will be over here if they need him for any reason.
“I’m just putting it out there, you know,” Blanton reiterated. “I mean, if they need somebody to pitch, I can do that. If not, I’ll be over here in the cut.”
Blanton added that while he plans to be over here for most of the postseason, he will occasionally be over there eating a sandwich.
How ironic that this satirical article now holds truth to it, as our season basically is in Kentucky Joe’s hands….great site by the way, keep it up!
Thanks Vas. It’s only in his hands because the offense still hasn’t showed up.
Man, that’s one of the funniest….and truest articles ever! Thanks for the laughs. Wish I had found this site earlier than today! I’ll be over there with Joe if anyone needs me.